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Jennifer Aniston, FTW

15 Jul

The idea that because someone is in the public eye does not make them yours, they are still people – NOT property, they are humans. Is empathy extinct? 
Jennifer Aniston’s Huffington Post essay is eloquent, blunt, and necessary but at the same time, alarming & infuriating. As a society, do we really need to push people to this point? The tabloiods, “journalists,” social media (AKA: platform to be a outspoken dickwad and act in a way you would never have the balls to do in person) forced her to this point. Why does anyone think this is any of your business? Can we put fame and being in the public eye aside for a second. Traditionally, pregnancy is something kept quiet until the mother feels safe enough to discuss it. Let’s say she was pregnant, who do you think you are to speculate it & congratulate her? That is pushing the limits of some real personal boundaries. If that was your friend, sister, daughter, aunt, anything you would never tweet, comment, post or “report” on that. It is none of your business. Whatever the issue, pregnancy, relationship status, weight, employment…mind your business, if they want to let you, the public, know something THEY will…don’t get your panties in a twist worrying about it. Donald Trump is running for President of the United States, The US of A and you are worried about Jennifer Aniston’s midsection? Let’s focus out efforts on real problems, okay? Imagine what we could d if we put this much effort into real world issues?

15 Jul

The idea that because someone is in the public eye does not make them yours, they are still people – NOT property, they are humans. Is empathy extinct? 
Jennifer Aniston’s Huffington Post essay is eloquent, blunt, and necessary but at the same time, alarming & infuriating. As a society, do we really need to push people to this point? The tabloiods, “journalists,” social media (AKA: platform to be a outspoken dickwad and act in a way you would never have the balls to do in person) forced her to this point. Why does anyone think this is any of your business? Can we put fame and being in the public eye aside for a second. Traditionally, pregnancy is something kept quiet until the mother feels safe enough to discuss it. Let’s say she was pregnant, who do you think you are to speculate it & congratulate her? That is pushing the limits of some real personal boundaries. If that was your friend, sister, daughter, aunt, anything you would never tweet, comment, post or “report” on that. It is none of your business. Whatever the issue, pregnancy, relationship status, weight, employment…mind your business, if they want to let you, the public, know something THEY will…don’t get your panties in a twist worrying about it. Donald Trump is running for President of the United States, The US of A and you are worried about Jennifer Aniston’s midsection? Let’s focus out efforts on real problems, okay? Imagine what we could d if we put this much effort into real world issues?

Prancercise: Joanna Rohrback’s Fitness Program Inspired By Horses (VIDEO)

30 May

Thank God for the ankle weights other wise I would have thought this was just silly.

 Enjoy!

Prancercise: Joanna Rohrback’s Fitness Program Inspired By Horses (VIDEO)

Prancercise

Presidential “To Do” List

7 Nov

Yesterday was a big, big day. Other than the threat one of our favorite feathered friends on the unemployment line, there was a lot at stake with this election…number 1 issue being the economy. The economy is a huge priority in this election but I feel like too much time is spent on other issues that should not be such a major part of a Presidential election.

The President of the United States of America has A LOT on his “To Do List” and I think that issues like a woman’s right to choose and sexual orientation should not be part of his agenda. Don’t get me wrong they are definitely major issues and some of the most important but I think the President should spend his time on the real pressing matters like the economy, foreign affairs, etc.  If the president is working on Foreign Policy why in the world would he even have time to think about someone’s sexual orientation?  Who gives a shit? Why would he even have time to care that 2 men or 2 women want to get married? If I were the President I would A) Say go for it & marry whoever you want or B) leave that up to the State’s discretion because I have bigger issues to deal with like the DOW dropping 300 points and a happy little place called the Middle East.

OMG! Staples is having a sale on BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN!

17 Oct

OMG! Staples is having a sale on BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN!

Get to your neighborhood office supply store ASAP so you can get your mitts on the best binders full of women!! Damn, I NEED a new Trapper Keeper!

How much of a dickhead is this guy? Mitt is not very smart, so he obviously did not realize the phrase “binders full of women” is absolutely ridiculous. I wonder how many different “binders” he has. Does he have volumes like the Encyclopedia Britanica? Does he have binders full of men?  Has he ever heard of a COMPUTER or an electrionic file? This man is not only throwing females back into the 1950’s but he is actually filling up binders with large amounts of paper?!  

How brain dead do you have to be to think that this is the person you want running your country?  This man in a complete cocktard.

Check out this delightful site: “Binders Full of Women

OMG! Staples is having a sale on BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN!

17 Oct

OMG! Staples is having a sale on BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN!

Get to your neighborhood office supply store ASAP so you can get your mitts on the best binders full of women!! Damn, I NEED a new Trapper Keeper!

How much of a dickhead is this guy? Mitt is not very smart, so he obviously did not realize the phrase “binders full of women” is absolutely ridiculous. I wonder how many different “binders” he has. Does he have volumes like the Encyclopedia Britanica? Does he have binders full of men?  Has he ever heard of a COMPUTER or an electrionic file? This man is not only throwing females back into the 1950’s but he is actually filling up binders with large amounts of paper?!  

How brain dead do you have to be to think that this is the person you want running your country?  This man in a complete cocktard.

Check out this delightful site: “Binders Full of Women

Is @BravoTV serious with this show #LOLwork

10 Oct

Is @BravoTV serious with this show #LOLwork?? Looks like a fake work. http://ow.ly/en8Yj

Turns out, I DON’T love bagels that much…

27 Sep

I’d say i’m speechless but clearly I’m not, I’m too shocked to shut up. 

When I was younger and still holding on to my baby fat I loved to have my Saturday morning, big, fluffy New Jersey bagel. (Obvi NY/NJ bagels are the best – not up for debate). I vaguely remember my mother attempting to tell me, in a nice way, that if I continue to eat bagels I will get fat. She would say, “If you eat another bagel, you will turn into one.” Up until right now I thought she was lying. 

In this video, you actually see people attempt to turn themselves into bagels. The “Bagel Head” trend is growing in Japan and I don’t know why. It is the 2 hour process of injecting about 400 CC’s of saline into the forehead and then pushing your thumb into the center so your forehead looks like a bagel. Your forehead also looks ridiculous. 
Luckily, this ridiculous “Bagel Head” only lasts until the saline gets fully absorbed into the body. All that for 17 hours of a “Bagel Head.” Call me crazy, but I would rather eat the bagel. 

‘Bagel Head’ Saline Forehead Injections: Japan’s Hot New Beauty Trend? (VIDEO).

5 reasons why planning a wedding and dieting are the same.

19 Sep
Planning a wedding and going on a diet go hand in hand. Especially since most brides to be go on wedding diets. What you might not realize is that wedding planning and diets have more in common than you thought. First you are all in – balls to the wall excited. After a while everything tapers off. Here is the time line of feelings comparing wedding planning and dieting. 
 
1. It’s all happening! 
Wedding: Wedding planning begins! Yay! Ultra excited!
Dieting: Operation Get Ripped officially deploys! 
 
2. Must look the part. New outfit = Incentive
Wedding:  Buy wedding dress 
Dieting:  Buy new workout clothes
 
3. Power Though – It’s totally going to be worth it.
Wedding:  Time to do invite list – I can do this, I can do this
Dieting:  I am too tired to workout – Come on fatty, just do it – I’m gonna be skinny
 
4. At the plateau? Getting no where?
Wedding:  Seating chart  are you fucking kidding me? You will sit at the same table and you WILL like it! – We should have eloped
Dieting:  Fuck this – haven’t lost any(more?) weight. Hello ice cream
 
5. Just when you thought you couldn’t give a shit anymore – today is the day!
Wedding: It really was worth it – Today is wedding day and this is FUN!
Dieting: Goal weight! (well for today)

 

Bravo TV’s “Gallery Girls” – yuck.

4 Sep

Listen Bravo, now I like TV more than most people but are you kidding me with “Gallery Girls?” I have watched some horribly ridiculous, mindless, shit shows like; Jersey Shore, Laguna Beach, The City, The Hills, BIKINI BARBERSHOP, Kendra On Top, and the list goes on but this one takes the cake. 

For all of you out there who don’t know about this awful show, Gallery Girls follows very uninteresting girls around New York City while attempting to make it big in the Art industry.   I might be speaking too soon (big surprise there) but so far 5% of this show is about art. This 5% includes interning in a gallery, attempting to open a gallery (epic fail) and talking about art. The remaining 95% of the show is about boring, dudley, rich girls doing nothing. Now, if the show followed around  rich girls with a personality I would watch. 

Remember the 2003-2004 MTV show called “Rich Girls?” That show really had no point to it other than to see what Tommy Hilfiger’s daughter Ally was up to along with her rich friend  Jaime Gleicher. These two girls really had no business with their own reality show but it was 300 times more entertaining that “Gallery Girls.”  

The bottom line on this post is that I will pretty much watch anything, but this show is horrible and boring. Bravo, you are usually my go to channel and I waste more time watching your shows but if you keep running shows like this I will have no choice but to turn you off and do something with my life. You can always send your cameras to my house and I promise my show would be more interesting.