Planning a wedding and going on a diet go hand in hand. Especially since most brides to be go on wedding diets. What you might not realize is that wedding planning and diets have more in common than you thought. First you are all in – balls to the wall excited. After a while everything tapers off. Here is the time line of feelings comparing wedding planning and dieting.
1. It’s all happening!
Wedding: Wedding planning begins! Yay! Ultra excited!
Dieting: Operation Get Ripped officially deploys!
2. Must look the part. New outfit = Incentive
Wedding: Buy wedding dress
Dieting: Buy new workout clothes
3. Power Though – It’s totally going to be worth it.
Wedding: Time to do invite list – I can do this, I can do this
Dieting: I am too tired to workout – Come on fatty, just do it – I’m gonna be skinny
4. At the plateau? Getting no where?
Wedding: Seating chart are you fucking kidding me? You will sit at the same table and you WILL like it! – We should have eloped
Dieting: Fuck this – haven’t lost any(more?) weight. Hello ice cream
5. Just when you thought you couldn’t give a shit anymore – today is the day!
Wedding: It really was worth it – Today is wedding day and this is FUN!
Dieting: Goal weight! (well for today)
A Little Burdi Told Me 