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“The Fat News Lady”

2 Oct

I know I already posted about this and I am sure that I am going to get some heat for say this but here goes!

If you don’t have something nice to say…

At what point do you draw the line between telling the truth about something and keeping your mouth shut because what you have to say might not be nice?

I do think that the Richard or Dick who sent the email did not need to do that. I am not sure why he has so much time on his hands and I am willing to bet that he is probably over weight as well since most of America is.  However, I think his email was unnecessary since as she said, she KNOWS she is over weight but he was just telling the truth. He didn’t call her names and say she was lazy he was just saying what he saw. I wouldn’t call that bulling as much a stating a fact.

Okay, so people do not need to talk about her and leave comments on her Facebook page and there was absolutely no need to email her however, to me there is a difference between being a douche bag and just stating the obvious. Stating a fact or telling the truth is not bullying. I think we might be going a little too far with this bullying thing.

Scroll down and click on the link to Barstool Sports Boston. As always, they say it best.

» Fat News Anchor Addresses Being Called Fat Barstool Sports: Boston.

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Turns out, I DON’T love bagels that much…

27 Sep

I’d say i’m speechless but clearly I’m not, I’m too shocked to shut up. 

When I was younger and still holding on to my baby fat I loved to have my Saturday morning, big, fluffy New Jersey bagel. (Obvi NY/NJ bagels are the best – not up for debate). I vaguely remember my mother attempting to tell me, in a nice way, that if I continue to eat bagels I will get fat. She would say, “If you eat another bagel, you will turn into one.” Up until right now I thought she was lying. 

In this video, you actually see people attempt to turn themselves into bagels. The “Bagel Head” trend is growing in Japan and I don’t know why. It is the 2 hour process of injecting about 400 CC’s of saline into the forehead and then pushing your thumb into the center so your forehead looks like a bagel. Your forehead also looks ridiculous. 
Luckily, this ridiculous “Bagel Head” only lasts until the saline gets fully absorbed into the body. All that for 17 hours of a “Bagel Head.” Call me crazy, but I would rather eat the bagel. 

‘Bagel Head’ Saline Forehead Injections: Japan’s Hot New Beauty Trend? (VIDEO).

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5 reasons why planning a wedding and dieting are the same.

19 Sep
Planning a wedding and going on a diet go hand in hand. Especially since most brides to be go on wedding diets. What you might not realize is that wedding planning and diets have more in common than you thought. First you are all in – balls to the wall excited. After a while everything tapers off. Here is the time line of feelings comparing wedding planning and dieting. 
 
1. It’s all happening! 
Wedding: Wedding planning begins! Yay! Ultra excited!
Dieting: Operation Get Ripped officially deploys! 
 
2. Must look the part. New outfit = Incentive
Wedding:  Buy wedding dress 
Dieting:  Buy new workout clothes
 
3. Power Though – It’s totally going to be worth it.
Wedding:  Time to do invite list – I can do this, I can do this
Dieting:  I am too tired to workout – Come on fatty, just do it – I’m gonna be skinny
 
4. At the plateau? Getting no where?
Wedding:  Seating chart  are you fucking kidding me? You will sit at the same table and you WILL like it! – We should have eloped
Dieting:  Fuck this – haven’t lost any(more?) weight. Hello ice cream
 
5. Just when you thought you couldn’t give a shit anymore – today is the day!
Wedding: It really was worth it – Today is wedding day and this is FUN!
Dieting: Goal weight! (well for today)

 

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Wedding bands: Take off or not?

29 Aug

Boys – this question is really for you . Do you take your wedding band off before you go to bed, shower, work out etc or do you leave it on all the time? 

I personally think that unless a guy is doing yard work, construction or a professional athlete you should keep your man bands on all the time, but that is just MY opinion. 

What do you guys think? Man bands always on or not?

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Looking for a little “Something Blue?”

2 Aug

Something Blue.

Hanky Panky 'I Do' Low Rise Thong | Nordstrom - $31 $31.00

Hanky Panky ‘I Do’ Low Rise Thong | Nordstrom – $31

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Essie Nail Polish in Midnight Cami – Nordstrom - $8!! $8.00

Essie Nail Polish in Midnight Cami – Nordstrom – $8!!

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set of 2 - chambray and ice pink 'Milli' thongs from Blue Fly

set of 2 – chambray and ice pink ‘Milli’ thongs from Blue Fly

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How You Know I Like You

23 Jul
Funny Friendship Ecard: You're the kind of friend I would never leave stranded in another state.

You’re the kind of friend I would never leave stranded in another state. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com.

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I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com

20 Jun

Boom.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.

I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com.

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Wedding Photobomb: Awkward Photo Fails At Nuptials (PHOTOS) from Huffington Post

19 Jun

Thank you for posting this Huffington Post! This is one of the best photobombs I have seen lately. I hope this couple has this photo framed and on display in multiple rooms of their home.
I can’t help but wonder if the “cowboy” in the background asked the horse for consent prior to getting on her bareback? Hmmm, so many questions but thanks to the photographer who captured this moment and froze it in time.

Wedding Photobomb: Awkward Photo Fails At Nuptials (PHOTOS)

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I’d like 1 wedding please. That will be $27,000

18 Jun

According to the June 2012 issue of Money magazine and of course theknot.com, they stated that the average cost for a wedding in 2011 topped out at $27,000! That is about $4,500 an HOUR!!!! If anyone ever told me that I would be spending an average of $4,500 an hour on the day of my wedding I would tell them that they must be outside their fucking minds. Absolutely not. I haven’t done the math yet but based on my own wedding planning and tons of research, $27,000 although a shit ton of money is still a fair price.

I am cheap when it comes to the wedding but there is one thing that we think is worth the money. OPEN BAR.  There is it folks, that is our secret. Give the guest open bar and then they will all be to drunk to notice that you didn’t release white doves, you skipped the campaign toast and that the bride only had one dress and wasn’t wearing Christian Louboutin’s.

Oh, music. Don’t forget music. You need to have good music to have a fun wedding. However, the more drunk people are the more they will dance so it all goes back to OPEN BAR.

I hope my secret works and helps a few of you. Hopefully you can spend the money you saved on a baller honeymoon or for your future of wedded bliss.

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» Best Bridesmaids Photo Ever? Barstool Sports: Boston

1 Jun

No word of a lie, Barstoolsports.com is one of my favorite sites.  I am one classy broad.

It’s funny! So laugh!

» Best Bridesmaids Photo Ever? Barstool Sports: Boston.

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