Can we discuss this Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart bullshit? Yes, I do realize that I am behind on talking about this but what I want to talk about is WHY are we STILL talking about it? Why is everyone so shocked and appalled that this relationship is in the shitter and that she cheated on him? We are not a country of pure, wholesome people and we have heard this same story a thousand times before so I just don’t understand the surprise and continuos reporting of this “newsworthy” story.
She is a hot, young, 22 year old living in LA. Did you think they were going to get married and start a family? It does totally blow that she cheated on him with an old man and my heart goes out to Rob. Oh, I’m sure he will not have any trouble finding another chick – I’m sure there was always a line of girls outside his door. Bottom line, it’s over.
So Kristen and Rob – you live and you learn. Move on to bigger and better relationships. Apparently for Kristen, that means a man with old balls.
Toots!
-LB
Arrested Development started filming the NEW season TODAY!!
Doogie Howser proved everyone wrong. He proved to be a fantastic, 16 year old genius Doctor. I understand that he was fictional but he was a damn genius. Not everyone is as suited as Doogie was for a particular role at a young age.
Let’s take a Wedding Planner/Coordinator for example. If you are right out of College at the young age of 23 you should probably not be number one in charge for a wedding. Let’s list some reason why:
1. Only wedding they have attended was an older siblings.
2. They confuse Peonies with Panini’s. If this happens, get the hell out of there. No one is holding a bouquet of sandwiches.
3. She will tell you how nervous she is about her job.
4. SHE IS 23!
5. The last party she was at included grain alcohol, keg stands & funnels (and projectile vomiting).
6. SHE IS 23!
7. In the past 5 years she has been to more proms and formals than weddings.
8. SHE IS 23!
9. When talking about flowers she recalls all the carnations she received from her Valentine’s Day secret admirer in high school. FIVE YEARS AGO!
10. She talks about her sorority non-stop.
11. SHE IS 23!
I could go on but I don’t think I have to.
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